I am not making this up.. a farmer friend of mine was looking out his kitchen window, eating lunch, at his beef cows. It was deer season. He saw a car stop on the highway, and a man got out, in blaze orange clothing, rifle in hand, crawled under his fence and started moving his way towards the herd of cattle. He ran outside and yelled at the man.. what the */-+*/ are you doing? The man pointed at his cattle and said.. deer. Look at the deer. Needless to say that man was told to get off the land.

Also a hunter (this story was told to me and I can not confirm it true or false) went into a DNR station to register his deer. In Wisconsin, we have to register all our deer. The man was from out of State. In the back of his truck, tagged, shot, and gutted, was a donkey.