Reminds me of the guy and his wife who went out on their first elk hunt together. They split apart and in a little while he heard the wife shoot and then start screaming. As he got over to see what the commotion was, she was screaming at a guy to get away from her elk and that it wasn't his. The cowboy was trying to calm her down and finally said she could have it and that all he wanted was his saddle back, LOL!