Originally Posted by
Semisane
How do you cook Yeti anyway? And do you eat the liver, heart and tongue?
Myself, i have never seen a Yeti. Once, i saw Yeti hair stuck on barb wire, where a Yeti had crossed the fence. It is long, very long, and dark.
I did learn on TV the other day about Yeti temper. What these fella's were doing was floating down a river, when they spotted a Yeti snoozing next to the water. One of them went over there, and did a cannon ball next to the Yeti, getting it wet. The Yeti lost it's temper, and skipped that fella across the water, like we skip rocks across water. Wow, i would hate for a Yeti to do that to me. I know one thing, if i ever made a Yeti mad once, i would never do it again, but these guys keep making Yeti mad over and over. Wife wondered if they were from Louisiana or some thing.