I once drank 30 beers at the bar, driveing home I seen 2 roads I took the wrong one got my car stuck on railroad tracks( frame to rails) tried to rock the car off in drive but I though I was probly too drunk to catch up if it got off the tracks so I took all my fishing stuff out and walked home.....called the cops the next day I think they were happy I spoke english...50 bucks for the tow lol