Dam! That's what the fish said when he swan into the cement wall by the way. I'm being cut to ribbons here. In my defense:

1. "Shut up Cob" is a loving term used by ALL my friends! Use it at will!

2. Vic I will bring my "African Ebony Reed Wood" to shoot at the KK. I will also bring aluminum and RRA POC as I am an equal opportunity shooter. By the way you will pay for that ole fart crack!

3. Chad stop using all my short jokes and I use flemish strings thank you. None made by you thank goodness. How was that for pay backs?

5. My last crew cut (flat top) was back in 1959. Yes it was in style them and has made a come back. I have long curly locks now. I was to smart to be in the armed services. I have always been a leader and not a follower.

6. I always ware my Fred Bear style hat so I can look like my hero. But if I was to take off my hat you all would be jealous of my pretty wavy hair.

Now if we can not make this a factual roast we need to at least be nice. <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>