I could thumb start it flounder, which was kind of what I was looking for. But, of course, I was hoping for a little better accuracy than that.

"Captain Obvious" bronko, "Captain Obvious"? Surely you jest. My secret identity is Major Mistake.

As for the short report, it has nothing to do with my old age. I have come to realize that some of the seniors on this forum have a limited attention span, diminished comprehension ability, and eroded reading skills. I tried to make it short enough for a decrepit old fellow like you to understand.