Originally Posted by
Semisane
Maybe we should just form a daisy chain. Every sixty days each person sends one of his guns to the guy on the left, and receives one from the guy on his right. That way each of us will get a new gun every two months with no nagging. Two years or so down the road your original gun will come back to you.

That should satisfy the addiction for just to cost of postage.
That may just work. Then on top of it we could buy more guns. The wives wouldn't know the difference. Oh the things we could get away with.