Classic.

I actually had a call to my fire station a few years ago for a turkey at the front door attacking the door. It was two weeks out from the season start and the guys and I were doing a training in the office when this lady call. They were hooting and hollaring at me when they heard what she was calling about. I had to tell her sorry for the noise. The bird finally ran off. It saw its reflection in the door glass and was trying to run the other turkey off.