Thought I'd share with you what my horoscope said today:

"You're very fortunate Turkey Goddess, the planets have aligned in your favor. In a rare event, Saturn has aligned with Mars and that means amazing things for you! Unfortunately, scientists have decided that Pluto is no longer a planet - so it doesn't matter where that dumb thing is at! The position of Jupiter foretells a very prosperous and victorious turkey season for you! The energy of Mercury's rotational orbit, predicts all other turkey hunters will bow to your greatness."

Sorry boys!!! Read it and weep!!! Hahahaha!!!

Kim