The Muzzle Loader’s Seven Days Of Christmas
(Blame this one on Sabotloader.)
On the first day of Christmas
I had to buy myself
A new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the second day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the third day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Four cans of powder,
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Five hundred primers,
Four cans of powder,
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my wife did give to me,
Six dirty looks,
Five hours of silence,
Four lengthy lectures,
Three rotten meals,
Two dire warnings,
And a long night on the couch alone.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I had to buy my wife,
Seven dozen roses,
Six golden ear rings,
Five pairs of shoes,
Four leather hand bags,
Three dinners out,
Two pounds of chocolates,
And a new TV from the dealer’s shelf!