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Old 09-27-2010, 04:39 PM
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Mr. Deer Hunter
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Hunting shows are nothing but half hour long informertials where they tell you that you can't hunt deer or turkeys unless you buy their products.

You always see the actors with brand new clothes and guns.

You never see then with old rifles and torn clothes and a beat up old pick up truck.

The funniest ones are the guys who hunts deer and elk in a pen and the guide is wearing a cowboy hat and blue jeans and the shooters have nothing but the best in camo and hunting rifles. They sit there and talk the whole time till they squeeze the trigger and the guide tells the shooter if he is allowed to shoot it or not.

In the real world, you have maybe 10 seconds from the time you see the deer until you shoot. If you hesitate even for just a second, the deer is gone forever.

The funniest part of those ranch style hunts is that you are not allowed to leave your tree stand or blind until the guide comes to get you and by that time it is dark outside. Not all deer are shot 15 minutes before it gets dark. Or that the hunters don't go out until about 7AM and they come back to the lodge at 11 AM for lunch and a nap and then they go back to the stand around 2:30 PM.

IN the real world, if you don't pay your dues, the man who snoozes looses.

My favorite shows are The Rifleman and The A-Team and old television programs on TV land. Dukes of Hazzard and Holmes on Homes.
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