Marriage is for the benefit of the woman and not the man.

Only a fool would want to get married so close to hunting season.

Then again, if she looked like Canadian chic - I would risk it.

Then again, they don't stay young and cute all their lives.

You got to look at their mom's and their grandmothers and say to yourself - could I spend the rest of my life with this woman.

I usually end up getting out my Da Yoopers CD and a pound of Back Bacon and a case of Duke Beer and in a couple of days I forget all about wanting to get married until next year.