the Impossible Dream

Tree stands are not small, because they would only fit Irish Leprechauns.
Many now have weight limits of 300 lbs and have become heavier over the years.

Tree stands are bulky; they don't fit in every wooded place. How can a 300
lbs. hunter fit a tree stand like a Leprechaun.

Tree stands require ability to climb heights; agility and good balance.
Now that in itself is an impossible dream for many modern hunters.