If any of the above noises are taking place using a LW sit and climb, you haven't taken the time to fine tune (hockey tape wrap included) your stand, and or, become familure with it's use. A simple touch with some Vaseline does wonders for the cams. Any noise it makes while you're attaching it to the tree would be your fault, not the stands. To avoid the noise of the belt being inserted into the frame, you simply place your hand there and guide that belt in slowly/quietly. Again, practice is the key here. If you take your time climbing, you can become as quiet as a church mouse, trust me.