I'm not a religious man, but I'll pray to whoever I need to so that Wisconsin gets a wolf season sometime in the near future. I'll do my damndest to make sure I'm one of the few who gets one.

To the guy in Texas, don't worry, I can vouch for the fact that there are plenty of wolves in Canada. And the US for that matter. I'd love to have the pelt of a big black one I saw a few months ago just a couple miles from my house.