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Old 09-13-2003 | 02:48 PM
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After Texas coach Mac Brown passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Mac a little 2-bedroom house with a faded University of Texas banner hanging from the front porch.

" This is your home, Coach. Most people don' t get their own house up here," God explains. Mac looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It' s a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Razorback flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge red and white Hog banner hanging between the marble columns.

" Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded University of Texas banner, and Houston Nutt gets a mansion with new Razorback banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, " That' s not Houston' s house, that' s mine."
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