OK Frank, here is what you do.

Turn around and look at the closet across the room. Yeah, that closet!! Do you hear it? It is calling you......yes you Frank. Slowly make your way over there....but don' t trip on the baby toys (I am really talking about your Hoyts, but it is about the same thing!) Now, do you have some sunglasses handy? If you do, put them on. Now open the closet door. Alas, a work of art that you secretly hold in the closet in the spotlight. Reach in and grab the FX that you have been hiding for 4 years now......no wait. Look around to make sure nobody can see you first. Now grab it......do you feel that? Oh the power that you now hold in your hand, you now will be able to unleash lightning bolts from the beautiful piece of equipment. Now with your juices flowing and drool coming from the corner of your mouth...you should be able to type it.

MATHEWS, MATHEWS, MATHEWS, MATHEWS, MATHEWS, MATHEWS

I know you can do it Frank, comeon buddy. Do it for the little guy, you might as well start him out right. Maybe you can buy him a Mathews Genisis to shoot when he gets older!