"I wonder if I can stick this raccoon and not make a sound"
"Nope"
"Why is it no matter what direction I face the wind is still blowing into my face?"
"I wonder what would happen if I tried to jump out of my stand onto this deer"
"How quiet can I **** off my stand?"
"not quietly enough apparently"
"If deer could talk, what would they say?"
Last but not least:
"I knew I should of wore those long underwear; getting drafty"