I wore to many layers Im sweating feel like I just went swimming, O no I have to pee but I hope I can hold it until after dark, crunch crunch its go time O wait no its not its just a squirrel, crunch crunch yes a deer wait no its just another squirrel, is lady gaga a hermaphrodite?, hmmm I wonder how many times my girlfriend is going to try to call me today while im in my stand and leave messages complaining that im not hanging out with her, what if my bottom half of my climber falls Id be pretty screwed, god I hope the farmer doesnt decide to ride the woodline and spread manure rite now, uhh oh I shouldnt have drank that coffee