I'm for developing a drug to dart anyone connected with PETA and reduce their numbers, to increase the safety of all animals who suffer from their stupidity. Whatever drug is used for humane lethal injection of other criminals should work fine. Suporters of this idea should start sending me huge amounts of money to stop PETA from spreading from an insignificant but wealthy group of fools into a full blown widespread case of idiocy.
With your donations, I can provide inexpensive permanent cures for those who oppose sensible harvests of game animals to ease human hunger and stabilize animal numbers, using lead free, environmentally safe projectiles and chemical darts.
As a sponsor of my program, you can choose to receive photos of the actions you have sponsored, and see first hand what your donations can accomplish. Thats right! PETA members can be humanely euthanized or sterilized the same way they have done it to millions of wild animals and pets. Please end animal suffering now, by sending your donation today, and receive a free box of steaks of your favorite, chemical free wild game, guaranteed untouched by PETA's insane programs. Then continue your generous donations monthly to insure that PETA never again infect our society.