Brett, I feel your pain buddy. My appendix ruptured when I was young. Went to the doctor and they told me I had gas, and I needed to bend over and put my arm in between my abdomen and the floor to push the gas out. Needless to say by the end of the day it literally hurt if you touched my arm, finger etc...worst pain of my life by far.

I laughed out loud at your story and what everyone must be thinking. Was it for your current job you have now...if so that puts even more irony into it.