lmao, REAL men dont drink foo foo drinks or drinks that have " colors" to em!

Any beer is fine as long as its ICY COLD! As for the drinks to " hammer they arses and knock em out with" stick with the basics... Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Old Charter, and a REALLY good " liquid of the God' s" is Knob Creek!

If they just insist on " mixed drinks" then good ole Screwdrivers, Martini' s or xxxx n Coke, is the way to go. Tell them to leave the lil umbrellas at the gay bars!

BUT, if you REALLY wanna hurt em. Wait til everyone is " comfortably drunk" and start servin mandatory " victory laps" . Thats where you take a bottle of ICE (Pepermint Schnaaps) and EVERYONE must take a shot as the bottle is passed around. Might even warm em up with " hot laps" , instead of ICE try " Hot Damn" (cinamon schnaaps) for appx 4-5 laps before getting on with the victory laps.

Just remember if you arent good at fakin shots, to take 4 Advil BEFORE you start drinkin. It wont do anything for that " whiskey stomach" the next day but I can PROMISE you that it prevents the next day headaches and THAT is what always bothered me more than anything.

lmao, you know your party was a " success" when by the next morning the guys are still so drunk that at least one of them has a 4wheeler wreck on the way to the stand...

And they say " deercamp" is boring!
RA