lol ya i need my own show. The XXXXXXL hunter or something like that. As for the pants falling down. I forgot my belt on my blue jeans when going out. since i am so big my belly is alot bigger around my waist. I buy my pants and bought my camo pants to fit around my belly. Well when sitting there at my waist. Normaly i get up and pull them up. Or have the belt tight to my waist. Well not this time. Just think your walking through the woods and a 475 pound guy is in a tree at draw with his pants down.