my brother sent this too me enjoy- i hate cats BTW lol



It's 5am in deer camp and the alarm goes off. You wake up. It's been a
cold and sobering night of hard sleep, after an evening filled with
discussion and chatter of where to hunt, what you have seen, strategies to
find the big one, wives, girlfriends, football, and of course several cups
of your favorite bourbon to keep you warm.
You put on a pot of coffee and throw a frozen breakfast burrito in the
microwave, still rubbing the sleep from your eyes, while the rest of the
weekend warriors rise to the smell of the fresh Folgers and burning desire.

You flip on the porch light to walk outside, and much to your surprise,
there's Fluffy......