Where's the KING ??
Rumors have it that the wife found out Fran violated her electric roaster and has banned him from here and bowhunting.
I am thinking he pulled the crown out and his head is too big for it. Now he has a complex and is hiding from the world.
or
after the near death experience with the killer baby beaver last winter... Fran is scared of the woods and took up knitting.
or
He is pulling a Favre... retired and thinks you guys will pay him millions to come out of retirement. Sadly... he doesn't realize you aren't desperate like the Vikings.
or
he sued himself and lost
Tim