You may laugh but it would have to be the cruise we're going on that I bought for my wife...hear me out now.
Me: "Hun...guess what I got you for your birthday"
Wife: "What's that"?
Me "A cruise"!
Wife: "OMG that's unbelievable!! I can't believe this...you're the greatest"!!!
fast forward one month
Me: "Hun...I just wanted to let you know that I'll be gone 5 days for rifle season and then 4 days for bear season the following week. I'll be home a day for thanksgiving though in between...I can't take any more though since I used the rest of my vacation on your cruise"
Wife: "Sure, no problem, have a great time!! Thanks again for the cruise"!!