Well i have a couple of stories so i' ll do my best to make them all short. Last year when i went pig hunting with my dad and two of his friends on this private owned range (this area was HUGE). It was during the summer so as you know it does get pretty hot out here. There were lot of cow herds out there so it wasnt uncommon to see several sitting underneath trees mixed up with pigs. There was a group of cows sitting on top of a hill (we could just see over the top) so we decided to check it out. (keep in mind we were in a truck) so we went up the hill and stopped just before getting to the very top. As we got out and walked to the top to scout out the valley below, all of a sudden 4 pigs got up and ran. One smaller boar ran smack into a cow that was laying down and was trying to jump over it about 4 times before succeding. We were laughing so much that none of us got a shot off after the pigs were safely away from the cows. The cow itself wasn' t sure what was going on and was wondering what happened lol. A cow hurddling pig, who would have thought

The second story didn' t involve me because i wasnt born yet (this was bout 2 years before i was born) but my dad and another guy were duck hunting up in Northern CA. They were on little boat and in tall grass as a blind. The guy knew the area really well and my dad was there once before. Sometime during the day the guy decided to set up in a blind stand that was set up but because of the location they would have to wade in the water to get to it but forgot to tell my dad which side to jump off from the boat. He did so in a spot that was over his head (my dad is about 6' ). I wasn' t there but i could picture that in my mind of my dad literally going in over his head lol. He told me this actually about about a week ago.

Third story. My dad and I were quail hunting near a well known camping area that we go to (place called Alder Creek) and we must have walked several miles and how these people got here i' ll never know. I heard some sort of commotion going on about i' d say 40 yards from where i was so him and I went to check it out; this married couple was camping out in the middle of nowwhere and were having sex on blanket. We were both laughing so hard and i swear i have never seen a human turn as red as that lady did lol.

Last story. I was about 6 years old and my family went dove hunting at a place i dont recall now. My sister and I went back to the truck to get something to drink and i was sitting in the back on the truck. We were parked in the shade and there were several branches directly overhead from where i was. All of a sudden a dead dove literally landed in my lap, scaring the poop out of me that when i reacted the cup went flying out of my hand and hit my sister directly in the face (boy she was mad lol). Looking back at it i think the dove must have been hit earlier because there wasn' t a hunter near by to have hit it when her and i were at the truck.

Hopefully you like my stories as much as i enjoy the others