When I10 years old, we lived in SC
And My uncle took me to a fishing spot.
It was a small river, and across on the other bank was some people fishing.
My uncle asked if the caught anything.
One man said they hadn't had a bite all day.
He said in fact I need to take a leak.
He walked behind a big tree.
And as soon as he unzipped, Boom his fishing rod, reel and all dissapeared.
Just like Bill Dance.

It happens.