Tell you what Semisane, I will box some of them ants up and send them to you as a training tool. Heck, maybe I can start selling them for that, you should probably even get royalties.

It wasnt bad until they reached the testicular region, then I was glad I had ripped my pants on the barbed wire, easy access. About the only thing I didn't encounter was a rattlesnake which I have encountered during hunting season.

You know, all those things weren't all that funny till I got home and started typing my post. It wasn't until the ant bites stopped stinging before I found the real humor in it though.