Some of the most interesting snippets from Alt articles....AAAHHHH MEMORIES!(sigh) LOL..:

"Biologist Gary Alt is preaching the gospel of quality deer management in Pennsylvania. Some hunters are listening, some hunters are angry. That's why he wears a bulletproof vest."

"The most controversial man in Pennsylvania, Dr. Gary Alt, and I are slouched in chairs in a quiet conference room in Harrisburg, while downstairs a thousand deer hunters are taking turns telling the Pennsylvania Game Commission (PGC) just what they think of Alt, the state's deer-management specialist."

"Last year, in order to push through a combined buck and doe season, Alt stood in front of assemblies of as many as 10,000 aggravated sportsmen like some besieged president trying to sell the masses his agenda. Alt has had angry men (including the leaders of the 60,000-member Unified Sportsmen of Pennsylvania) accuse him of trying to rid the state of deer."

" He's spotted a few serious-looking guys who've pushed back their coat jackets to display shoulder holsters. And some detractors have even sold T-shirts at his appearances bearing the slogan "Osama bin Alt." As a result, Alt has neatly hidden a bulletproof vest under his button-down shirt and has been compelled to come into speaking engagements through side doors with fierce-looking bodyguards."

"Short and stout and shiny on top, Alt looks more like Seinfeld's George Costanza than a visionary smasher of the status quo. At best his stature and ambition make you think "Napoleon complex"-he's been accused of it before-"

"A disgruntled sportsman doesn't wait for his cue to scream, "I've been hunting in this state for fifty-five years and I say you're dead wrong. You held up those big antlers to gain support, but I say you're going to decimate the herd. What you're really holding up is an empty hand."



AHHH< The joyful voice of the Pennsylvania hunters. LMFAO!!!~