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The idea is to have so many guns & bows the wife wouldn't know the difference. 
When you are selling one make sure she sees that one leave the house. When she asks where you are going with that just tell her you're selling it. Of course, never let her see one come in! Didn't you know that rule?
Thats exactly right there. My wife has no clue whats in my gun safe. Just like I have no idea whats in her jewlery box.
