Dude, I live in the South, probably more "Southern" a place than North Florida (despite geographical location). We've got tons of snakes here, and I hate all of them, and make a conscious effort to avoid them at all costs. I've lived here my whole life and I'm scared of snakes, I take the necessary precautions and kill them if I have to, but what was the point of your story? To make fun of people with a fear of snakes? I fear snakes and I don't think your 16 inch guns could handle my 16 inch guns so stop posting crap.