You, sir, are a True American HERO! And--dare I say it?--a legend in your own mind. Wow. Simply breathtaking.
Do virgins sprinkle rose petals at your feet wherever you walk? Do angels sing whenever you walk intoa room? I bet Gods bow their heads when they speak to you.
(Do you really call yourself topdawgwoofwoof? That sounds almost as ghey as lanse couche couche.)
And thanks for bringing that to our attention. I don't know about the rest of the members, but I'll certainly sleep better tonight knowing you are looking out for us.