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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?.......it runs in your genes.

A indian walks into atea shop and asks for some tea. The waiter gives him one. He drinks it... He asks for another one... the waiter gives him one... He drinks it. After 3cups of teathe waiter finally says, sorry sir I can't serve you any more because its not healthy for you. The indian gets mad and leaves. He goes to the tea shop accross the street and has 3 more cups. Then one day the indian's wife went in to get some teaand the waiter asked where her husband was. She said he died in his teepee....

get it? tea pee...