ORIGINAL: standsleeper
OK seriously. My favorite is" I don't need to practice as long as my gun is sited in well."
I take issue with this one. My grandfatherr might take 5-10 shots a year these days. He can still outshoot pretty well everyone I know.
Mind you, he was a cop in his younger days, as well as being an avid hunter his entire life, and used to shoot a lot. Now he can pick up his rifle and shoot more then well enough.