Well I could start by busting your chops about using your wife's "satchel" (note to self: satchel = a cool name for wife's "pocket book") Ha-ha!!!
Sorry Mr. Jim, I couldn't help myself...

I use a big backpack and it can be cumbersome with everything, but a "Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do".
So call it a backpack, I will!

In the old days a nice jack-ass would be of some help!

Of course your thinking after my comments you could probably strap this stuff to my back, right??!! Ha-ha