i hera ya arrow. i only got 2 days left now. went out this morning but when that one lightning struck less than a mile away i got to thinking to myself.

Self "I'm sittin here soaking wet against a tree holding a big long metal lighting rod with gunpowder in it. How smart am I ?"

"Well self you should proly be high tailing your skinny white butt back to the car but it is your funeral."

FLASH BANG. Self "Screw this I'm outta here!!!"