Here is my favorite one of all time.

"I know exactly where I hit the deer, and it was a good hit".

After that I ask them why didn't they recover the deer. And I plainly ask how does a deer live without a Heart??

And they reply I do not know. "But I watched it hit him". That is my second favorite. However I do not know if it is a reason or an excuse.

However I may be wrong. Maybe a deer really does not need a heart??

It always amazes me how a hunter knows exactly where he hit the animal without a recovery. Maybe he has a crystal ball?? Tom.