I change my mind why can't we have a lil fun in the facts.

hunting shots.
1. The deer jumped because it heard my shot.
2. The texass heart shot is better because you get all the vitals.
3. Elk need armor piercing bullets
4. The 50 bmg should be enough gun for chipmunks.
5. The bear thanked god it was a 416 rigby that punched his lights out.

bench shots.
1. wow did you see how big the silouettes were this time?
2. My rifle kick doesn't make me flinch but I broke my nose.
3. It only took me 25 minutes to take that shot and the target moved.
4. My 100lb wife can shoot my 460 weatherby no problem, we just put lead shot in her shoes.
5. I would post a picture of my last group but the wind mysteriously blew it away.