Boy of boy Semi - you've been teetering on the fence between sane and insane for too long. I think you are either falling toward the insane side or you are having way too much free time on your hands.
I just hope that cute grand daughter of yours doesn't get caught up in your insanity.
And there you were with a camera and never even got a picture of the red dress, big boobed woman you were following. Tsk, tsk, tsk.