Sounds like a very vivid very distasteful fantasy you most likely shouldve kept to yourself about "men oiling each other up". (see what I mean about the ecoextremist preferences?)

I also find it funny you say "I" always bring up being a "big bodybuilder" and weightlifter etc., yet Ive only mentioned it a few times in passing, yet YOU bring it up CONSTANTLY. (LOL) I guess you are VERY intimidated or have a very unhealthy "affinity" for men with muscles. Sorry pal. I likes girls!

I also dont see what you find so intriguing, that happens to be a hobby of mine. LIke some collect stamps, fish, garden, work on old project cars.....some lay around on the couch getting fat picking leftovers out of their unkempt beards..whatever... I dont aggitate you for you love of picking wildflowers and making mosaics with their petals do I?