Ummm. I'll give a c- for effort. (LOL) Gotta R-o-l-l off the tongue and actual rhyme is generally ecouraged...

THERE ONCE WAS A PGC WHO WOULDNT LISTEN....
ALL THEIR COMMON SENSE WAS A MISSIN'......
THEY OBEYED HABITAT *****S.....
THENKILLED ALL THE DEERS....
AND OUR MONEY AWAY THEY ARE PISSIN"