...And just so you know that my humor is completely impartial...I laugh at everyone equally.

Little Bird Blue, Come toot your own horn,
No bucks in your meadow, no deer in your corn.
But where is the master of tables and stats?
He pasted one link too many, and his mouse took a crap!

Bawanajim had 150,
acres and deer abounded
but why he could never kill nice bucks before,
left the poor chap completely confounded.

RSB tried hard to be,
the perfect and loyal employee,
So he sold his own soul
throughdamage control,
forhis pensionand the ol' PGC.