ORIGINAL: blkpowder
Yeah they are Jim! Two years ago my loving,caring wife thought she was doing me and Box Turtle a favor. She was coming home from the store and found one on the road. Well she brings it home with her and puts the Box Turtle in our garden pond that I built right off the patio. When she had told me this, I said that's nice dear. But Box Turtles don't live in water! She said, I was wondering why it was on the road? I said besides, you go one about how beautiful the water lilies are. I told her,turtles would eat the Lilly tubers.She said, I'll put it back where I found it, but off the road. Good idea dear!
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we had boss at work that almost all hated.
we took a SNAPPER turtle and put in his locker on top shelf.
he opened the locker, we were all sitting there and out came that big turtles neck with mouth wide open..
i thought i was going to pee myself laughing.
i then took turtle and wrote his name on back with a crayon and i released it.
about week later,in came bigshots from new york city headquarters.
the president said in front of 500 of us.
he said, HEY WHO
IS MARVIN 
well up stood MARVIN with his hand raised, he even brushed his teeth that day expecting to kiss some butt
he said,YES SIR, I AM MARVIN.
well, president said, WHILE DRIVING IN ROAD HERE WE SAW A TURTLE WITH YOUR NAME ON HIS BACK.
you should have heard the laughter,oh my gosh.
next day he swore he would get me fired, if he could.
now thats a TURTLE story.