I've admitted to more than one time posting complete and utter B.S. knowing bird won't even read through it before firing back a bunch of made up drivel. When things are slow here at work I sometimes need a little "pick me up" so I start the birds wheels a churning, just like a farm dog
You admitted you did it more than just once and you admitted you did it for no good reason except to have your pervert version of having fun.