Cant argue with ^^^^
What Ohio has:
good hunting
good fishing
warm weather in the summer
cold weather in the winter
lots of farmland
lots of coyotes
lots of deer
a few little mountains
hot chix
Skyline chili
good beer
good college football and basketball
more hot chix

What Ohio doesnt have:
a currently succesful pro sports team maybe the Cavs but who watches the NBA
moose
elk
superbowl winning franchise
enough republicans (obviously)
and some other stuffI cant think of