My ex-wife was a ruthless hunter. She'd head out early in the morning, no concern for weather conditions,and track down every bargin and shopping mall in a 100 mile area. And that woman had no idea of the meaning of a bag limit either.

Now is the woods was another matter. I took her deer hunting once. She stood there in the blind and finally when she saw a buck walking towards me, stood and yelled "run for your life, he's got a gun..." She then looked at me with this look of Shock on her face and told me she'd be at the house. I agreed that might be a real good idea.