Semi - actually I believe this site still works better than your brain. I think the combination of scotch and inhaling black powder smoke for too many years has caused irreversible damage to your brain.
I on the other hand almost never partake of alcohol (only on special occasions like when the sun sets in the west), and I never shoot into the wind (unless its blowing in my face). Which reminds me, my Parrot Bay coconut rum is almost gone.