ORIGINAL: LRarcher
ORIGINAL: BigJ71
Maybe you can give some pointers then?? I mean I REALLY want to play football and since you seem to have all the answers I figure you're my best chance at getting to the NFL......Little help here?
well of course, do what everybody else dose.
steps to becoming in the NFL
#1 get into drugs
#2 go to jail
#3 utilize the free food and weights to get fat and some what strong
#4 loose 75% of brain function
#5 get to know the coach
#6 sit on the bench and get payed your 12 million
#7 pull a publicity stunt
#8 blame your publicity stunt on roid rage
#9 go to rehab
#10 use the rehab to your advantage, tell every one your clean and get switched to another team
#11 quite, cut the losses on your contract and get some on to manage your money and toss you a couple of can soup commercials.
#12 and of course you MUST get your self on a box O Wheaties
wait a sec you already did -----
http://www.customawardsplus.com/wheaties/images/wheaties/wheaties_box-350x456.jpg
HOLLY SH!T you made it on 2 boxes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did you do that ???
your second cover looks more like you
http://www.vm.ibm.com/devpages/christin/photo/wheaties.jpg
good luck
Cool!
I figured that coming from a big strong guy like you that you would know a thing or twoabout your list you so generously provided to me/us. Ok, so the first thing I need to do is "bulk up" huh? and you say steroids is a good place to start...got it! I'm not too versed on them but I guess you seem to know about them as I remember reading that you are a big dude. I wish I was 240lbs! I was thinking about quarterback...they seem to get all the babes and you really don't need to get so big (certainly not 240lbs) and I can throw the "ole pig skin" at least 30-40 yards. Hey I'm no Bret Farve but I think I got a chance.
I like the 12 million aspect....making money would be sweet!
And don't tease me with those Wheaties pics.....man what a dream come true that would be.......I'm inspired!