RE: The wife
When I was married my wife insisted she go deer hunting with me. It was cold as I remember, and snow all over the place. I sat her down on a bucket next to me and watched her shiver and told her to be quiet and not chatter her teeth. A nice buck came walking up the trail towards us. I got the safety off, and was about to raise up when she immeditately stood up and yelled "Run for your life he has a gun!" She then looked at me with this shocked look on her face, told me she was very sorry and would go back to the house.